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wholockednatural-13:

xflowerofcarnagex:

An alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker.

THIS IS SO CRAZY 

HOLY FUCK

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gaymommy:

man i love this girl. most people that get popular doing something unintentionally embarrassing on the internet either drop off the face of the internet forever or they’re ridiculed so much that they’re pushed off. rebecca wasn’t having none of that shit. she’s grown up quite a bit, she can see why the video was so cringeworthy, and she can still joke about it. four for you, rebecca. you go, rebecca.

gaymommy:

man i love this girl. most people that get popular doing something unintentionally embarrassing on the internet either drop off the face of the internet forever or they’re ridiculed so much that they’re pushed off. rebecca wasn’t having none of that shit. she’s grown up quite a bit, she can see why the video was so cringeworthy, and she can still joke about it. four for you, rebecca. you go, rebecca.

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doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT.

Tonight’s a big night on BBC America. The evening kicks off with the long-awaited SEASON 2 PREMIERE of Orphan Black at 9/8c. Follow the Orphan Black Tumblr and Orphan Black Twitter for the live Twitter and Tumblr of the premiere.

At 10/9c, stay tuned for the GLOBAL PREMIERE of The Real History of Science Fiction - we’ll be tweeting and tumblr-ing from BBC America.

And at 11/10c watch a brand new episode of The Graham Norton Show premieres with the cast of The Amazing Spider-Man, Andrew Garfield. Emma Stone and Jamie Foxx.

It’s a BIG night. Did we mention that already?

Raising the signal boost for an awesome night on BBC America.

Firstly at 9/8c is the premiere of a new season of Orphan Black. If you haven’t joined #Clone Club yet, you should. Here’s the trailer. We also highly recommend following the Orphan Black Tumblr. (Hi OBTumblr!)

At 10/9c is the premiere of The Real History of Science Fiction with SO MANY Doctor Who peeps! It’s narrated by Mark Gatiss and features Steven Moffat, David Tennant, Karen Gillan & Neil Gaiman as well as other fantastic people like William Shatner, Nathan Fillion and Zoe Saldana. Click here to read more about it on BBCAmerica.com.

And then things get spidey on Graham Norton. It’s going to be a really great night.

cocklesblowjobs:

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helenadara:

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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I will never get over this joke

thebeatlesordie:

*screams internally*

thebeatlesordie:

*screams internally*

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pokemonmasterkimba:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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durinswrath:

kurtsaunt:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

I mean, he knew she was Cersei… lol

And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle. 

Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men weren’t allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour. 

This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wife’s approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own. 

Sparta knew what was up. 

i-cant-believe-its-no-homo:

sonjaja:

Casual reminder that Nani was on her way to becoming a Professional Surfer before her parents died and she had to drop everything to look after Lilo.

Casual reminder that Frozen was not the first, and certainly not the best, disney movie about the relationship/love between sisters.

okeptin-mykeptin:

shine bright like a star trek lens flare

Dysphoria sucks. It can suck my dick

chewbaccasgirlfriend:

joyinmudville:

rats-and-riots:

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This is the greatest thing omg

I do not understand what dysphoria has to do with having a dick…